8 Things That Would’ve Ruined Henry David Thoreau

Developed hay fever

Jet skis on Walden Pond

Forced to wear Anderson Cooper-like form fitting t-shirts during lectures

Couldn’t find the time to write

Became obsessed with buying domain names for Transcendentalism

Found perfect porn site, bookmarked it, was updated hourly

Nudgy hospice volunteer

Became a FivePercenter in lockup



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